1 00:00:08,102 --> 00:00:09,452 Previously on Family Law. 2 00:00:10,132 --> 00:00:10,832 What's going on? 3 00:00:10,912 --> 00:00:13,712 If you don't get out now, I'll have the police charge you with assault. 4 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:19,253 And good luck to the next sucker who has to defend himself against your imagination. 5 00:00:19,472 --> 00:00:20,472 I messed up. 6 00:00:20,532 --> 00:00:21,892 You'll never get that time back. 7 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:26,452 But I promise I will do everything I can to make it right. 8 00:00:26,612 --> 00:00:29,292 I've been in discussions with Marcus Peterson about a merger. 9 00:00:29,552 --> 00:00:30,092 Sorry, what? 10 00:00:30,132 --> 00:00:32,528 Since you're my partner and I wanted to bring you into the loop. 11 00:00:32,552 --> 00:00:35,208 I should have been in the loop before you two even had a discussion. 12 00:00:35,232 --> 00:00:36,232 What's wrong? 13 00:00:36,352 --> 00:00:40,052 Do your neighbors keep their liquor bottles in the toilet tank as well? 14 00:00:41,152 --> 00:00:44,112 My friends bet me 50 bucks I couldn't talk to the cutest guy in this place. 15 00:00:44,252 --> 00:00:45,252 I'm pregnant. 16 00:00:45,312 --> 00:00:47,432 But you're not actually gonna... Yes, I'm keeping it. 17 00:00:47,592 --> 00:00:50,192 But don't worry, I don't expect anything from you. 18 00:00:50,292 --> 00:00:52,832 I just thought, morally speaking, I should let you know. 19 00:01:01,472 --> 00:01:03,492 Dude, ever heard of a condom? 20 00:01:04,092 --> 00:01:05,092 We used one. 21 00:01:05,282 --> 00:01:06,272 At least, I think we did. 22 00:01:06,273 --> 00:01:08,792 I can't believe you got your one-night stand pregnant. 23 00:01:08,992 --> 00:01:10,934 You are incapable of having a sexual encounter 24 00:01:10,935 --> 00:01:13,412 without turning it into a long, drawn-out downer. 25 00:01:13,652 --> 00:01:14,652 That's not true. 26 00:01:15,072 --> 00:01:18,812 Oh, I'm having a no-strings-attached affair with a chef till her boyfriend gets 27 00:01:18,862 --> 00:01:21,236 back to town, cut to you, Chase, moping for 28 00:01:21,237 --> 00:01:23,953 a year, and martyr I'm seeing their wedding. 29 00:01:24,312 --> 00:01:25,548 What's that gotta do with this? 30 00:01:25,572 --> 00:01:27,853 And now, it's, oh, this is gonna be my slut-era, 31 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:30,633 cut to I'm having a baby with a stranger. 32 00:01:30,942 --> 00:01:32,468 It's not my fault you'd want us to keep it. 33 00:01:32,492 --> 00:01:36,212 Wait, the baby mama is that chick who Mac Daddy'd you at the bar? 34 00:01:36,772 --> 00:01:37,012 Yeah. 35 00:01:37,432 --> 00:01:39,852 Dude, you got play. 36 00:01:40,432 --> 00:01:41,632 She's trying to lock you down. 37 00:01:41,792 --> 00:01:43,192 Tell me you ordered a DNA test. 38 00:01:43,392 --> 00:01:44,392 Of course I did. 39 00:01:45,052 --> 00:01:46,952 There's no way this baby is your horse. 40 00:01:48,512 --> 00:01:49,512 You're right. 41 00:01:50,372 --> 00:01:51,372 There's no way. 42 00:01:51,572 --> 00:01:52,572 Think about it. 43 00:01:55,772 --> 00:01:57,632 There's no one to date in the city. 44 00:01:57,912 --> 00:02:00,752 Either my standards have gotten higher or the men have gotten worse. 45 00:02:03,082 --> 00:02:04,572 I thought you were sleeping at Ben's. 46 00:02:05,232 --> 00:02:08,452 We, uh, we broke up. 47 00:02:09,972 --> 00:02:11,532 Abby, no. 48 00:02:14,262 --> 00:02:15,262 What did you do? 49 00:02:16,252 --> 00:02:17,252 What did I do? 50 00:02:17,892 --> 00:02:20,052 Well, you have a very aggressive personality. 51 00:02:23,342 --> 00:02:29,503 The women in our family are stubborn, but trust me, you won't do better than Ben. 52 00:02:30,742 --> 00:02:32,842 So, I say this with love. 53 00:02:33,762 --> 00:02:34,762 Fix it. 54 00:02:35,742 --> 00:02:37,362 Unfortunately, this can't be fixed. 55 00:02:47,642 --> 00:02:48,642 Good morning. 56 00:02:49,322 --> 00:02:50,322 Good morning. 57 00:02:51,442 --> 00:02:57,382 So, last night was unexpected, but nice, very... 58 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:02,902 No, I'll get her. 59 00:03:07,022 --> 00:03:08,902 Don't forget to use the special diaper cream. 60 00:03:09,142 --> 00:03:10,142 You're doing it again. 61 00:03:10,942 --> 00:03:12,662 Sorry, working on it. 62 00:03:14,352 --> 00:03:16,382 This booth is bringing me right back, Robert. 63 00:03:17,162 --> 00:03:18,762 How many all-nighters do we borrow here? 64 00:03:19,102 --> 00:03:21,862 When you were a wee articling student at my firm. 65 00:03:22,242 --> 00:03:23,242 Cramming for court. 66 00:03:24,127 --> 00:03:25,702 Blitzed on bottomless coffee. 67 00:03:26,542 --> 00:03:27,822 It's been way too long. 68 00:03:28,702 --> 00:03:29,062 How's retirement? 69 00:03:29,722 --> 00:03:30,722 I don't recommend it. 70 00:03:31,022 --> 00:03:32,942 I gave it a test drive myself a few months ago. 71 00:03:33,042 --> 00:03:34,242 Didn't agree with me either. 72 00:03:35,362 --> 00:03:36,922 Are you still in your Point Grey house? 73 00:03:37,262 --> 00:03:38,262 I am. 74 00:03:39,382 --> 00:03:42,982 Although it's felt pretty... cavernous since Anna passed. 75 00:03:43,942 --> 00:03:45,202 She was an incredible woman. 76 00:03:45,342 --> 00:03:45,582 Yeah. 77 00:03:45,862 --> 00:03:46,902 Knew how to throw a party. 78 00:03:47,022 --> 00:03:48,022 Oh, I know. 79 00:03:48,342 --> 00:03:49,762 Now I hear you're back with Joanne. 80 00:03:50,382 --> 00:03:50,582 Her? 81 00:03:50,942 --> 00:03:51,942 I remember. 82 00:03:52,012 --> 00:03:53,142 Quite a looker. 83 00:03:53,562 --> 00:03:54,682 She's even more beautiful now. 84 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:55,702 Oh, that's possible. 85 00:03:56,482 --> 00:03:58,742 Other things didn't work out with us. 86 00:03:59,122 --> 00:04:00,122 I'm sorry to hear that. 87 00:04:01,382 --> 00:04:02,382 How's the firm? 88 00:04:02,562 --> 00:04:03,562 Doing well. 89 00:04:03,742 --> 00:04:04,342 Lots of changes. 90 00:04:04,682 --> 00:04:05,842 Daniel's a partner now. 91 00:04:06,062 --> 00:04:07,062 Good for him. 92 00:04:07,762 --> 00:04:11,290 He's a decent lawyer, but he's silly and lacks 93 00:04:11,291 --> 00:04:15,023 respect for the shoulders on which he stands. 94 00:04:15,382 --> 00:04:16,382 I can one-up you. 95 00:04:18,042 --> 00:04:23,722 My son has hired a lawyer to strong arm me into handing over power of attorney. 96 00:04:24,542 --> 00:04:25,882 Albert, that's terrible. 97 00:04:26,642 --> 00:04:27,862 Let me represent you. 98 00:04:28,242 --> 00:04:29,242 I don't need help. 99 00:04:29,382 --> 00:04:34,283 Of course not, but a professional buffer could save your relationship with your son. 100 00:04:35,827 --> 00:04:37,268 Not sure there's anything this safe. 101 00:04:39,742 --> 00:04:41,842 But, yes, it's okay. 102 00:04:46,002 --> 00:04:49,802 Stick your hands in the corners of the fitted sheet, holding it lengthways, 103 00:04:50,182 --> 00:04:51,682 then bring your hands together. 104 00:04:52,582 --> 00:04:54,642 The right corner goes over the left one. 105 00:04:55,882 --> 00:04:57,242 This is really hard to learn. 106 00:04:58,002 --> 00:04:59,498 What once you do is just like riding a bicycle. 107 00:04:59,522 --> 00:05:01,083 But I don't know how to ride a bicycle. 108 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,442 How's the trial roommate situation going? 109 00:05:04,742 --> 00:05:05,742 Great. 110 00:05:07,662 --> 00:05:08,662 How's it really going? 111 00:05:09,122 --> 00:05:10,242 Honestly, surprisingly well. 112 00:05:10,562 --> 00:05:12,022 He's following all my rules. 113 00:05:14,082 --> 00:05:15,062 Your 9 A.M. 114 00:05:15,063 --> 00:05:16,063 is in the boardroom. 115 00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:17,282 Thanks. 116 00:05:19,822 --> 00:05:20,162 Hello, Theo. 117 00:05:20,822 --> 00:05:22,082 I'm Abigail Bianchi. 118 00:05:22,972 --> 00:05:24,522 How can I help you today? 119 00:05:25,182 --> 00:05:26,222 I'd like to get a divorce. 120 00:05:26,522 --> 00:05:27,762 You've come to the right place. 121 00:05:28,382 --> 00:05:30,743 You and your spouse are claiming irreconcilable differences. 122 00:05:31,552 --> 00:05:33,462 My marriage was destroyed by a Jezebel. 123 00:05:33,942 --> 00:05:34,942 So, adultery. 124 00:05:35,282 --> 00:05:36,902 No, not a mistress. 125 00:05:38,082 --> 00:05:39,082 My mother-in-law. 126 00:06:05,292 --> 00:06:07,882 My husband always prioritized his relationship with his mother. 127 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:11,202 Monica's a monster, but he's too blinded by it. 128 00:06:11,282 --> 00:06:12,362 I'd have loved to see it. 129 00:06:12,522 --> 00:06:14,322 Rex has certainly done well for himself. 130 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:17,042 He created a video conferencing platform that took off. 131 00:06:17,282 --> 00:06:18,538 Before or after you got married? 132 00:06:18,562 --> 00:06:18,862 Before. 133 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:21,793 Do you have a list of assets acquired during the marriage? 134 00:06:21,862 --> 00:06:24,402 Oliver took care of all the business-y stuff. 135 00:06:25,242 --> 00:06:26,242 I took care of the home. 136 00:06:26,502 --> 00:06:27,782 Or request financial disclosure. 137 00:06:28,182 --> 00:06:29,302 And that won't be a problem. 138 00:06:29,862 --> 00:06:30,983 We never fought about money. 139 00:06:31,242 --> 00:06:32,242 Or sex. 140 00:06:32,702 --> 00:06:33,102 Or dishes. 141 00:06:33,322 --> 00:06:34,322 Or anything. 142 00:06:37,682 --> 00:06:41,742 But Monica... You must think it's crazy to end a relationship over one thing. 143 00:06:43,447 --> 00:06:44,528 Not if it's a deal breaker. 144 00:06:47,602 --> 00:06:48,602 Speak to you soon. 145 00:06:51,562 --> 00:06:55,562 Cecil, can you get Portia Iva's office to send over the financials for Kip V. 146 00:06:55,742 --> 00:06:55,982 Hatcher? 147 00:06:56,162 --> 00:06:57,162 Yeah, totally. 148 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:00,702 Hey, do you have a minute? 149 00:07:01,142 --> 00:07:02,142 Who? 150 00:07:14,722 --> 00:07:18,292 I found Ben's secret vodka stash last night. 151 00:07:20,442 --> 00:07:21,442 And I ended it. 152 00:07:23,972 --> 00:07:28,052 I hate that I had to, but I'm too scared. 153 00:07:34,592 --> 00:07:40,132 If you don't put on your own oxygen mask first, you're not helping anyone. 154 00:07:42,332 --> 00:07:43,752 I just thought he was it. 155 00:07:59,462 --> 00:08:00,462 What's going on with you? 156 00:08:01,202 --> 00:08:03,282 I had my first radio segment of the Phoenix tomorrow. 157 00:08:04,382 --> 00:08:05,663 You'll knock it out of the park. 158 00:08:07,122 --> 00:08:08,362 Also, Maggie and I had sex. 159 00:08:10,192 --> 00:08:11,862 Maggie, who abducted your baby? 160 00:08:12,542 --> 00:08:13,898 I think we're getting back together. 161 00:08:13,922 --> 00:08:14,922 Cool origin story. 162 00:08:15,082 --> 00:08:16,162 What's a cool origin story? 163 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:19,802 She's pregnant. 164 00:08:20,602 --> 00:08:20,942 Who? 165 00:08:21,362 --> 00:08:21,662 Exactly. 166 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:23,342 She was a one-night stand. 167 00:08:24,102 --> 00:08:25,102 She has a pet rat. 168 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:27,512 She says it's mine, not the rat that... 169 00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:30,502 Wait, are you saying you got her pregnant? 170 00:08:30,702 --> 00:08:31,482 I don't want to talk about it. 171 00:08:31,722 --> 00:08:32,442 You brought it up. 172 00:08:32,682 --> 00:08:33,762 I have a partner's meeting. 173 00:08:33,802 --> 00:08:34,802 I need to focus. 174 00:08:37,882 --> 00:08:40,002 Well, that's the last item on the agenda. 175 00:08:40,542 --> 00:08:41,862 So, meeting adjourned. 176 00:08:43,002 --> 00:08:44,002 Is there something else? 177 00:08:44,432 --> 00:08:46,072 We still need to discuss the other thing. 178 00:08:46,922 --> 00:08:49,282 Jerry, would you mind giving us a moment to speak privately? 179 00:08:50,982 --> 00:08:51,982 Of course. 180 00:08:57,817 --> 00:08:59,417 I've had time to think about the merger. 181 00:09:00,462 --> 00:09:01,462 These are my terms. 182 00:09:02,922 --> 00:09:03,922 Uh, no. 183 00:09:04,422 --> 00:09:04,802 No. 184 00:09:05,402 --> 00:09:05,802 No. 185 00:09:06,332 --> 00:09:08,162 We can discuss this in the future. 186 00:09:08,542 --> 00:09:09,542 No. 187 00:09:11,522 --> 00:09:12,522 Okay. 188 00:09:14,242 --> 00:09:16,042 I'm ready to move forward with the discussion. 189 00:09:16,462 --> 00:09:19,122 Daniel, you cannot tell anybody about this. 190 00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:23,642 Not Abigail, not Jerry, not that pasty lawyer you play with on the beach. 191 00:09:23,862 --> 00:09:24,862 We don't. 192 00:09:26,322 --> 00:09:27,322 My lips are sealed. 193 00:09:30,902 --> 00:09:32,782 I reviewed Mr. Hatcher's financials. 194 00:09:32,882 --> 00:09:36,302 Somehow our client's tech tycoon husband is cash-poor with no assets. 195 00:09:36,982 --> 00:09:37,542 Smells fishy. 196 00:09:37,602 --> 00:09:38,262 So cash the fish? 197 00:09:38,522 --> 00:09:39,702 Oh, you want me to... 198 00:09:40,802 --> 00:09:41,802 Track the money, Cecil. 199 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:43,282 Ah, got it. 200 00:09:43,462 --> 00:09:45,382 Put a big sign on my door that says gone fishing. 201 00:09:46,157 --> 00:09:47,522 Well, if I had a door, that is. 202 00:09:47,782 --> 00:09:48,782 I would... 203 00:09:50,062 --> 00:09:51,062 Yeah. 204 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:55,262 Your client's bid for POA is preposterous. 205 00:09:55,942 --> 00:09:57,658 Robert has the sharpest mind of anyone I know. 206 00:09:57,682 --> 00:09:59,602 No one is questioning Robert's mental competence. 207 00:09:59,627 --> 00:10:01,642 Obviously, you are a legend. 208 00:10:02,982 --> 00:10:05,310 However, Mr. Jennings feels that his father 209 00:10:05,311 --> 00:10:08,003 would do better in an assisted living facility. 210 00:10:08,072 --> 00:10:09,072 I bet he does. 211 00:10:09,302 --> 00:10:12,682 Dad, that old house would be a lot for anyone to handle alone. 212 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,982 I am capable of running my own household. 213 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:17,082 The gutters are clogged. 214 00:10:17,222 --> 00:10:18,882 There's an inch of dust on everything. 215 00:10:18,883 --> 00:10:22,102 The only thing in the fridge is a row of expired condiments. 216 00:10:22,342 --> 00:10:24,302 The good news is these problems can be outsourced. 217 00:10:24,562 --> 00:10:26,679 I have a wonderful housekeeper, and I recently learned 218 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:29,362 about a meal delivery service called Dine Dispatch. 219 00:10:30,052 --> 00:10:31,242 I have tried all of that. 220 00:10:31,902 --> 00:10:34,050 My father turned the cleaner away and told 221 00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:36,963 the Meals on Wheels woman she was trespassing. 222 00:10:37,282 --> 00:10:40,682 That's hospital food for people that can't take care of themselves. 223 00:10:40,942 --> 00:10:42,762 Dad, I don't mean you any harm. 224 00:10:43,722 --> 00:10:45,942 Please, would you just trust that I'm trying to help? 225 00:10:45,992 --> 00:10:46,992 No. 226 00:10:48,102 --> 00:10:50,462 I'm not leaving my house unless it's in a coffin. 227 00:10:52,862 --> 00:10:55,742 So the trick is you get right inside of the sheet. 228 00:10:56,082 --> 00:10:58,303 Why are you all sitting around playing charades 229 00:10:58,304 --> 00:11:00,062 like children in the middle of a workday? 230 00:11:00,262 --> 00:11:01,402 It's called a lunch break. 231 00:11:02,222 --> 00:11:03,222 Well, I started out. 232 00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:04,662 People didn't take breaks. 233 00:11:04,922 --> 00:11:07,202 Yes, before those pesky labor laws were created. 234 00:11:07,602 --> 00:11:09,202 And the concept of work-life balance. 235 00:11:10,027 --> 00:11:13,809 When I was an articling student, Robert Jennings would call his office at 11 PM. 236 00:11:14,503 --> 00:11:16,442 To see who was still there. 237 00:11:17,002 --> 00:11:18,222 Better brew some more coffee. 238 00:11:18,422 --> 00:11:20,294 Gramps is gearing up for a good old walk to 239 00:11:20,295 --> 00:11:23,323 school uphill both ways in the snow story. 240 00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:24,422 Enough with the old jokes. 241 00:11:24,682 --> 00:11:27,022 Did none of you learn to respect your elders? 242 00:11:27,662 --> 00:11:30,262 I honestly don't know why I had children. 243 00:11:30,782 --> 00:11:33,302 I've given you everything and get nothing but insults in return. 244 00:11:33,582 --> 00:11:35,742 Kids earned investments on a payback plan, Harry. 245 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:36,962 Tell my family that. 246 00:11:37,342 --> 00:11:39,677 Literally, the only reason my grandmother had children was 247 00:11:39,678 --> 00:11:41,983 so she had someone to take care of her when she was older. 248 00:11:42,012 --> 00:11:44,742 My parents changed my diapers, and I'll change theirs. 249 00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:47,438 I would change your diaper, dad, if that makes you feel any better. 250 00:11:47,462 --> 00:11:49,102 I'll wear a noose before I wear a diaper. 251 00:11:49,462 --> 00:11:50,702 Oh, can we get that in writing? 252 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,638 For the record, this is right here. 253 00:11:52,662 --> 00:11:55,302 That's why I won't commit to a retirement date. 254 00:11:55,722 --> 00:11:58,338 I fear you would just sit around all day making 255 00:11:58,358 --> 00:12:01,322 snotty jokes and eating fruity, miniature yogurts. 256 00:12:04,622 --> 00:12:07,102 Miss Bianchi, I caught a big one. 257 00:12:11,762 --> 00:12:13,042 You know those missing assets? 258 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:14,942 We found them. 259 00:12:17,302 --> 00:12:18,302 Monica. 260 00:12:24,402 --> 00:12:26,522 How is this for radio sign-off? 261 00:12:27,022 --> 00:12:28,142 Feelings aren't facts. 262 00:12:28,642 --> 00:12:31,082 Or the best way out is through, like, or... 263 00:12:31,782 --> 00:12:32,782 Do you need results, Ren? 264 00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:38,483 Uh... Babies mine. 265 00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:43,542 Oh, I feel dizzy. 266 00:12:44,442 --> 00:12:46,242 Wait, hey, take some deep breaths. 267 00:12:46,442 --> 00:12:47,442 Come, sit down. 268 00:12:53,142 --> 00:12:54,142 What are you gonna do? 269 00:12:56,142 --> 00:13:01,442 I'm going to draft a contract giving Jude's full parenting. 270 00:13:02,342 --> 00:13:03,542 And child support, obviously. 271 00:13:04,142 --> 00:13:07,502 It's exactly what I did, but when Harmony was born, I changed my mind. 272 00:13:07,622 --> 00:13:08,622 This is different. 273 00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:11,042 You and Maggie were married and actively planning a family. 274 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:13,502 All I know about Jude is she eats cheesies in bed. 275 00:13:14,812 --> 00:13:15,812 So it's an accident. 276 00:13:16,942 --> 00:13:18,082 Maybe a happy accident. 277 00:13:19,362 --> 00:13:20,362 I'm not father material. 278 00:13:20,762 --> 00:13:21,762 How do you know? 279 00:13:22,462 --> 00:13:24,522 This might surprise you, but I can be a little... 280 00:13:26,482 --> 00:13:27,482 individually focused. 281 00:13:27,742 --> 00:13:28,742 You mean selfish? 282 00:13:29,472 --> 00:13:30,442 I don't know if that's the word. 283 00:13:30,482 --> 00:13:31,482 Oh, it is. 284 00:13:32,262 --> 00:13:36,982 But Daniel, when you see your child in front of you, something just switches on. 285 00:13:38,862 --> 00:13:41,022 I don't want to mess this kid up like Dad messed us up. 286 00:13:41,602 --> 00:13:44,782 I'm the only one that actively parents it, and I'm the least messed up. 287 00:13:45,462 --> 00:13:46,662 Let's maybe put a pin in that. 288 00:13:48,482 --> 00:13:49,722 Just don't rush your decision. 289 00:13:50,822 --> 00:13:53,382 And above all, be kind to yourself. 290 00:13:55,822 --> 00:13:57,642 Did you just test her up a sign off on me? 291 00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:02,802 Be kind to yourself. 292 00:14:07,302 --> 00:14:11,502 Has, uh, Nico been hounding you about this school trip to France? 293 00:14:12,542 --> 00:14:15,462 The kid who's never made it through a sleepover without calling to be picked up 294 00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,782 is Adam and he's ready for his semester in Europe. 295 00:14:18,962 --> 00:14:21,222 We have to entertain the idea, right? 296 00:14:21,722 --> 00:14:22,722 We're not monsters. 297 00:14:22,882 --> 00:14:23,922 Of course we'll humor him. 298 00:14:25,362 --> 00:14:27,282 The parents' information sessions tonight at six. 299 00:14:28,282 --> 00:14:28,802 Rock, paper, scissors? 300 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,102 Oh, it's okay. 301 00:14:30,722 --> 00:14:32,582 I'll take one for the team and represent. 302 00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:34,082 I got nothing else going on. 303 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,042 Thank you. 304 00:14:37,922 --> 00:14:38,962 Incoming ex-father-in-law. 305 00:14:39,302 --> 00:14:40,522 I will take that as my cue. 306 00:14:42,162 --> 00:14:43,162 Harry. 307 00:14:43,542 --> 00:14:44,542 I just ran into Ben. 308 00:14:44,662 --> 00:14:46,642 Apparently, you two are no longer dating. 309 00:14:47,242 --> 00:14:48,242 What did you do? 310 00:14:49,307 --> 00:14:52,622 Why do both my parents assume the breakup was my fault? 311 00:14:52,902 --> 00:14:54,342 I don't know what you were thinking. 312 00:14:54,382 --> 00:14:57,082 Ben was a massive upgrade from that little firefighter. 313 00:14:57,482 --> 00:14:59,862 To be honest, a serious step up from Frank. 314 00:15:00,222 --> 00:15:02,322 Well, Ben's single now, if you're interested. 315 00:15:03,482 --> 00:15:04,482 Oh. 316 00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:07,862 You. 317 00:15:14,592 --> 00:15:15,592 Ready? 318 00:15:21,492 --> 00:15:24,772 I took the competency test of my own volition. 319 00:15:25,912 --> 00:15:29,012 Andrew is already in place for POA when I'm ready. 320 00:15:29,832 --> 00:15:33,092 I was Associate Chief Judge, for Pete's sake. 321 00:15:34,192 --> 00:15:36,272 It's absurd on many levels. 322 00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:44,222 A little trick my mentor taught me. 323 00:15:45,342 --> 00:15:46,342 Thank you. 324 00:15:48,472 --> 00:15:52,792 This historical accounting proves that over the course of their marriage, 325 00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:56,572 Mr. Hatcher fraudulently diverted funds to his mother. 326 00:15:57,372 --> 00:16:02,652 Luxury homes, cars, designer clothes, this is money and property that otherwise 327 00:16:02,653 --> 00:16:04,333 would have remained in the conjugal family. 328 00:16:04,592 --> 00:16:09,472 Mr. Hatcher has been hiding millions from my client behind Mommy's skirt. 329 00:16:10,072 --> 00:16:11,072 Thank you, your honor. 330 00:16:11,572 --> 00:16:12,572 Miss Aoife. 331 00:16:14,102 --> 00:16:15,572 I call Mr. Hatcher to the stand. 332 00:16:17,612 --> 00:16:20,072 I didn't tell Theo about the purchases because my 333 00:16:20,073 --> 00:16:22,372 mom was such a point of contention in our marriage. 334 00:16:22,852 --> 00:16:24,092 I didn't want to rock the boat. 335 00:16:24,392 --> 00:16:26,631 Mr. Hatcher, will you explain to the court why 336 00:16:26,632 --> 00:16:29,153 you purchased your mother such extravagant gifts? 337 00:16:29,832 --> 00:16:31,532 Because I owe her everything. 338 00:16:31,832 --> 00:16:34,472 Growing up, it was just the two of us. 339 00:16:34,992 --> 00:16:39,152 My mother was my only friend when I was a moody teenager. 340 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,412 She gave me the startup money for my company. 341 00:16:41,672 --> 00:16:46,372 She's been a shoulder to cry on during this entire painful separation. 342 00:16:47,252 --> 00:16:48,612 I literally owe my mother my life. 343 00:16:49,032 --> 00:16:53,472 Your honor, my client was never trying to hide his assets from his husband. 344 00:16:54,062 --> 00:16:56,961 He was simply trying to show his appreciation 345 00:16:56,962 --> 00:16:59,672 to the woman who sacrificed everything for him. 346 00:17:00,072 --> 00:17:03,972 I asked the court, is it a crime to love your mother? 347 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:15,842 Well, on that touching, if saccharine note, we'll adjourn for the day. 348 00:17:19,702 --> 00:17:24,682 My father wears dirty clothes because the washing machine is in the basement. 349 00:17:25,182 --> 00:17:28,862 With his declining mobility, the stairs have become a serious hazard. 350 00:17:29,592 --> 00:17:31,182 He forgets to feed himself. 351 00:17:32,122 --> 00:17:37,462 Given the circumstances, we asked the court to extend its exercise of a parent's 352 00:17:37,463 --> 00:17:43,482 patriot jurisdiction to declare the defendant as per the appendix D amendment. 353 00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:47,222 Council, kindly stop dropping glossary terms like you're writing an in-class essay. 354 00:17:47,622 --> 00:17:51,582 Your honor, the plaintiff's grab for power of attorney is ageism at its worst. 355 00:17:52,722 --> 00:17:54,556 The documents submitted into evidence 356 00:17:54,557 --> 00:17:58,083 overwhelmingly show my client is compass mentus. 357 00:17:58,562 --> 00:18:01,842 Mr. Jennings is acting like an overprotective helicopter parent. 358 00:18:02,602 --> 00:18:06,202 Who won't let his child climb the monkey bars unless he fall and get a scratch? 359 00:18:07,022 --> 00:18:11,902 Honorable Judge Jennings, despite being bone density challenged at 82, 360 00:18:12,522 --> 00:18:15,842 may climb his own stairs all day long if he so chooses. 361 00:18:16,282 --> 00:18:21,722 Because if a freshman here wants to play the glossary game, the Adult Guardianship 362 00:18:21,723 --> 00:18:25,479 Act states that adults are entitled to the right to refuse 363 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:30,242 all assistance as long as one poses no risk to others. 364 00:18:32,682 --> 00:18:34,682 That was a masterclass, Mr. Spencer. 365 00:18:35,402 --> 00:18:36,402 Seriously, chills. 366 00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:41,972 But, um, uh, the, uh, about the no risk to, to others part, 367 00:18:41,973 --> 00:18:46,022 um, I'd actually like to call, uh, Donna Hayward to the stand. 368 00:18:50,022 --> 00:18:51,979 Mrs. Hayward, did you converse with your 369 00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:54,522 neighbor, Robert Jennings, on October the 11th? 370 00:18:54,942 --> 00:18:55,202 I did. 371 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,122 Would you give the court context? 372 00:18:57,622 --> 00:19:01,042 Robert was backing up his car and drove over the property line into our driveway. 373 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,442 He ran over our daughter's tricycle. 374 00:19:04,242 --> 00:19:05,802 She had been riding it moments earlier. 375 00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:07,652 That must have been terrifying. 376 00:19:07,862 --> 00:19:08,862 It was. 377 00:19:09,002 --> 00:19:10,922 Especially since he's not supposed to be driving. 378 00:19:11,402 --> 00:19:14,242 Would you please, uh, clarify that last statement for the court? 379 00:19:17,802 --> 00:19:21,222 Robert told me six months ago that his license had been revoked. 380 00:19:25,522 --> 00:19:27,582 Your honor, may I request a short recess? 381 00:19:28,162 --> 00:19:28,262 Granted. 382 00:19:29,022 --> 00:19:30,022 Thank you. 383 00:19:35,052 --> 00:19:36,068 Robert, are you, are you okay? 384 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,092 No. 385 00:19:37,272 --> 00:19:38,272 All right. 386 00:19:39,272 --> 00:19:40,272 Robert! 387 00:19:43,192 --> 00:19:44,192 Dad? 388 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:49,272 I can't believe that after 10 years of setting my own dreams aside to be a 389 00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:52,072 supportive house husband, I might get next to nothing. 390 00:19:52,832 --> 00:19:54,032 Fight is an over, Theo. 391 00:19:55,692 --> 00:19:56,132 Ugh. 392 00:19:56,652 --> 00:19:57,652 Get a room! 393 00:20:03,632 --> 00:20:06,992 The instructions are to double the dose for the first three days. 394 00:20:07,452 --> 00:20:08,452 I heard, I heard. 395 00:20:09,272 --> 00:20:12,752 The ER doctor told me this was one of the worst bladder infections he's ever seen. 396 00:20:12,892 --> 00:20:13,932 No wonder you blacked out. 397 00:20:15,412 --> 00:20:17,052 Why didn't you seek medical attention? 398 00:20:17,632 --> 00:20:19,412 I knew he'd hold it against me. 399 00:20:20,432 --> 00:20:22,672 Andrew is really worried about you. 400 00:20:23,502 --> 00:20:25,072 I don't want him anywhere near me. 401 00:20:25,312 --> 00:20:27,152 You're lucky he didn't migrate to your kidneys. 402 00:20:28,152 --> 00:20:31,692 These last few years have been a rude awakening. 403 00:20:36,142 --> 00:20:37,742 Don't take your youth for granted, Harry. 404 00:20:38,902 --> 00:20:39,902 I'm nearly 70. 405 00:20:41,182 --> 00:20:45,602 Well, nothing will make your 70s seem more appealing than your 80s. 406 00:20:47,362 --> 00:20:48,402 Don't waste a moment. 407 00:20:49,972 --> 00:20:52,722 Why did you take your car out without a license? 408 00:20:53,222 --> 00:20:54,222 I needed milk. 409 00:20:54,542 --> 00:20:57,042 I'm not depending on other people for every little thing. 410 00:20:57,043 --> 00:20:59,202 And I was doing okay until... 411 00:21:01,342 --> 00:21:04,382 That showed up in my mailbox, grabbing me of my freedom. 412 00:21:04,882 --> 00:21:06,802 Wait, that letter arrived in the mail? 413 00:21:08,502 --> 00:21:09,502 May I? 414 00:21:09,762 --> 00:21:10,762 Be my guest. 415 00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:16,142 Robert, this letter is a fake. 416 00:21:30,802 --> 00:21:31,202 Hi. 417 00:21:31,482 --> 00:21:33,242 Sorry, I just finished cleaning the rat cage. 418 00:21:34,922 --> 00:21:36,922 Exposure to animal feces can be toxic to fetuses. 419 00:21:37,242 --> 00:21:38,242 That's cat poo. 420 00:21:38,602 --> 00:21:39,862 Rat poo is totally fine. 421 00:21:40,582 --> 00:21:43,022 Do you mind if I eat while we talk? 422 00:21:44,042 --> 00:21:45,078 Is she going to wash her hands? 423 00:21:45,102 --> 00:21:46,322 Oh, I haven't eaten all day. 424 00:21:46,702 --> 00:21:47,702 It's almost seven. 425 00:21:47,822 --> 00:21:50,422 I know, but I had to pull an all-nighter to hit a deadline. 426 00:21:52,212 --> 00:21:53,852 How long has it been since you last left? 427 00:21:54,842 --> 00:21:55,842 Two days. 428 00:21:57,722 --> 00:22:00,342 Do you know how much sugar is in a single can of soda? 429 00:22:01,762 --> 00:22:02,302 Sugar is natural. 430 00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:03,622 So is cocaine. 431 00:22:04,062 --> 00:22:04,222 Okay. 432 00:22:04,562 --> 00:22:05,562 Let's do this paperwork. 433 00:22:08,162 --> 00:22:11,622 Um... I think my assistant printed off the wrong document. 434 00:22:15,662 --> 00:22:20,562 The students will visit Versailles, explore the home of Hugo's Hunchback, 435 00:22:21,022 --> 00:22:27,763 and roam the beaches of Normandy to see where Allied soldiers fought for our freedom. 436 00:22:28,602 --> 00:22:32,642 The trip last year to Barcelona was a huge success. 437 00:22:33,542 --> 00:22:39,762 The kids came home from Barcelona with a newfound confidence and global mindset. 438 00:22:40,502 --> 00:22:46,302 Most of the students have even kept in touch with their Barcelona host families. 439 00:22:47,817 --> 00:22:50,257 Do the parents at the back have anything they'd like to share? 440 00:23:00,432 --> 00:23:02,632 Can't believe I have to shill chocolate covered almonds. 441 00:23:02,837 --> 00:23:05,422 Even though my son is almost certainly not going on this trip. 442 00:23:06,202 --> 00:23:09,122 How can you Rob your son of this experience after hearing about Barcelona? 443 00:23:10,802 --> 00:23:13,862 Well, obviously, Barcelona was a trip for the ages. 444 00:23:14,717 --> 00:23:18,442 But my kid can't remember to bring his agenda home from his dad's. 445 00:23:18,822 --> 00:23:20,862 It's hard to imagine entrusting him with a passport. 446 00:23:21,062 --> 00:23:23,862 My daughter also suffers from binder amnesia on switch days. 447 00:23:24,962 --> 00:23:25,962 I'm Abby, by the way. 448 00:23:26,262 --> 00:23:26,362 Kieran. 449 00:23:27,102 --> 00:23:27,802 Sorry, I'm ravenous. 450 00:23:28,122 --> 00:23:31,382 No, that was very long and tedious. 451 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,802 Hmm, I can tell these are going to be addictive. 452 00:23:36,422 --> 00:23:37,062 Yeah, they are. 453 00:23:37,202 --> 00:23:39,122 And at 15 bucks a pop, that's an expensive habit. 454 00:23:39,867 --> 00:23:41,002 But it's for a good pop. 455 00:23:46,662 --> 00:23:51,962 As a person who prefers cinema rooted in realism, I have to say I appreciated the 456 00:23:51,963 --> 00:23:53,718 world building of Lord of the Rings last night. 457 00:23:53,742 --> 00:23:55,122 See, I told you you'd like it. 458 00:23:56,482 --> 00:23:59,122 Step right up and get your chocolate covered almonds. 459 00:24:00,082 --> 00:24:02,062 Chocolatey, almondy, and overpriced today only. 460 00:24:02,762 --> 00:24:03,982 Uh, no, thank you. 461 00:24:06,732 --> 00:24:08,052 I'm surprised you're not tempted. 462 00:24:08,462 --> 00:24:11,102 Well, you know, Winston doesn't like sweets in the house... 463 00:24:12,522 --> 00:24:14,362 or coats on the back of chairs. 464 00:24:16,442 --> 00:24:17,442 Sounds intense. 465 00:24:18,042 --> 00:24:19,042 No, no. 466 00:24:19,222 --> 00:24:20,362 Winston's just a real... 467 00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:23,562 rule lover. 468 00:24:24,162 --> 00:24:25,162 Yeah. 469 00:24:26,962 --> 00:24:32,162 Your Honor, Mr. Jennings, Jr. admits he forged this letter, fraudulently revoking 470 00:24:32,512 --> 00:24:33,742 his father's driver's license. 471 00:24:34,642 --> 00:24:35,642 Objection. 472 00:24:36,182 --> 00:24:38,202 Irrelevant to this power of attorney case? 473 00:24:38,862 --> 00:24:39,862 Sustained. 474 00:24:40,002 --> 00:24:40,362 Okay. 475 00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:42,900 With all due respect, the plaintiff's actions 476 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,262 speak to his character, which is relevant. 477 00:24:46,182 --> 00:24:46,722 Go on. 478 00:24:46,922 --> 00:24:52,322 Mr. Jennings is asking the courts to Grant him decision-making power, but clearly, 479 00:24:52,482 --> 00:24:54,782 as proves, he has poor decision-making skills. 480 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:57,602 He illegally took away his father's right to drive. 481 00:24:58,142 --> 00:25:01,022 What other rights might he take away if given power of attorney? 482 00:25:02,022 --> 00:25:06,022 Your Honor, I did that for the safety of everyone on the road. 483 00:25:06,602 --> 00:25:08,482 My father almost ran over a child. 484 00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:10,742 Sorry, Dad. 485 00:25:10,872 --> 00:25:12,082 Sit down, Mr. Jennings. 486 00:25:12,882 --> 00:25:15,762 There's a process on how to handle these things, and this isn't it. 487 00:25:16,002 --> 00:25:18,962 Shame on you for undermining your father with this devious little maneuver. 488 00:25:21,022 --> 00:25:24,142 But all I can rule on is the matter of power of attorney. 489 00:25:24,842 --> 00:25:27,722 Robert, you know I hold you in the highest esteem. 490 00:25:28,272 --> 00:25:32,662 And with all the respect and admiration in the world, I believe that despite his 491 00:25:32,663 --> 00:25:36,302 foolish misstep, your son has your best interests at heart. 492 00:25:37,702 --> 00:25:39,962 I hereby Grant his order for power of attorney. 493 00:25:47,302 --> 00:25:48,302 She. 494 00:25:52,682 --> 00:25:56,842 Was sweet, deprived, stuffing her face with chips, elbow-deep, in-road and dumb. 495 00:25:57,142 --> 00:25:58,622 So you didn't give her the paperwork? 496 00:25:58,742 --> 00:25:58,982 No. 497 00:25:59,582 --> 00:26:01,382 Because you want to be a part of the baby's life now? 498 00:26:01,383 --> 00:26:02,702 If I'm not, she might kill it. 499 00:26:03,382 --> 00:26:07,182 Either of you like to purchase some ethically-sourced, lightly-roasted almonds 500 00:26:07,183 --> 00:26:09,742 covered in a thick layer of organic milk cacao? 501 00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:12,812 You're lawyering wrong if you need a candy side hustle. 502 00:26:13,112 --> 00:26:14,482 I'm fundraising for Nico's school. 503 00:26:14,762 --> 00:26:15,202 How much is it? 504 00:26:15,522 --> 00:26:16,282 $15 a box. 505 00:26:16,422 --> 00:26:17,422 Oh, that's steep. 506 00:26:17,582 --> 00:26:20,982 You're lawyering wrong if you can't afford $15 for your nephew's education. 507 00:26:21,457 --> 00:26:23,617 Unless you don't care about the future of the children. 508 00:26:24,137 --> 00:26:25,638 Of course I care about the future of the children. 509 00:26:25,662 --> 00:26:25,822 Fine. 510 00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:27,602 Why box your waxy candy? 511 00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:30,487 I'm in for three, but I'll have to settle up later. 512 00:26:30,857 --> 00:26:32,482 I'm off to do my first call-in show. 513 00:26:32,782 --> 00:26:33,202 Wish me luck. 514 00:26:33,502 --> 00:26:34,002 Good luck, Luz. 515 00:26:34,182 --> 00:26:35,182 Break a leg. 516 00:26:37,852 --> 00:26:38,852 I don't carry cash. 517 00:26:46,522 --> 00:26:47,942 Good luck talking to your mom, Alex. 518 00:26:48,422 --> 00:26:50,042 You've got Kelly online, too. 519 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:51,442 Hi, Kelly. 520 00:26:51,962 --> 00:26:52,962 Hello, Lucy. 521 00:26:55,042 --> 00:26:56,362 Congratulations on your new gig. 522 00:27:00,072 --> 00:27:01,072 Thank you. 523 00:27:01,932 --> 00:27:03,332 How can I help you today, Kelly? 524 00:27:04,022 --> 00:27:08,432 I was in a relationship with a woman who claimed she wanted something serious. 525 00:27:09,192 --> 00:27:13,132 I made our house a home, protected her from the toxic people in her life, 526 00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:15,332 looked as a vacation when she was overworked. 527 00:27:16,272 --> 00:27:19,191 But at the first hiccup in the relationship, she abruptly 528 00:27:19,192 --> 00:27:21,832 broke up with me and illegally tried to evict me. 529 00:27:22,482 --> 00:27:26,752 When I refused to leave, she ambushed me with her attorney father who threatened to 530 00:27:26,753 --> 00:27:29,132 sabotage my career if I didn't leave immediately. 531 00:27:31,632 --> 00:27:32,992 That's a lot to unpack here. 532 00:27:33,332 --> 00:27:34,832 Do you have a question? 533 00:27:35,412 --> 00:27:38,032 I'm just trying to make sense of it all, Lucy. 534 00:27:41,597 --> 00:27:44,955 Well, the first thing I'd say is, it's important to 535 00:27:44,956 --> 00:27:47,792 remember that there are two sides to every story. 536 00:27:48,112 --> 00:27:49,632 Are you saying you don't believe me? 537 00:27:49,812 --> 00:27:50,532 No, that's not. 538 00:27:50,592 --> 00:27:52,348 Because that sounds a lot like victim blaming. 539 00:27:52,372 --> 00:27:53,372 Should I pop a plug? 540 00:27:54,092 --> 00:27:57,252 First of all, I would never blame a victim. 541 00:27:57,912 --> 00:28:00,692 However, a relationship involves two people. 542 00:28:00,992 --> 00:28:04,012 So it's difficult to dissect with only one of you here. 543 00:28:04,612 --> 00:28:09,672 As an exercise, I invite you to adopt your ex-girlfriend's point of view. 544 00:28:10,312 --> 00:28:11,312 Sound good, Kelly? 545 00:28:11,932 --> 00:28:12,172 Sure. 546 00:28:12,852 --> 00:28:18,612 If she were here, would she say that she felt protected by you as an example? 547 00:28:19,092 --> 00:28:22,232 Would she say that there was a trail of trust that 548 00:28:22,233 --> 00:28:25,073 came to light that precipitated that abrupt breakup? 549 00:28:31,187 --> 00:28:32,872 It appears we've lost Kelly. 550 00:28:34,517 --> 00:28:38,592 Kelly, if you can hear me, be kind to yourself. 551 00:28:43,052 --> 00:28:44,512 We have Corey on the line. 552 00:28:45,232 --> 00:28:46,232 Hi, Corey. 553 00:28:50,972 --> 00:28:52,012 Bravo, Lucy! 554 00:28:52,372 --> 00:28:52,992 Well done! 555 00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:54,332 You were brilliant. 556 00:28:54,812 --> 00:28:56,532 But also, oh my god, that was insane. 557 00:28:57,212 --> 00:28:58,212 Are you okay? 558 00:28:58,312 --> 00:29:00,032 Honestly, I'm great. 559 00:29:07,062 --> 00:29:08,062 How'd it go? 560 00:29:08,422 --> 00:29:10,182 Well, there was some big surprises. 561 00:29:10,562 --> 00:29:11,562 Nice of you to tune in. 562 00:29:11,722 --> 00:29:13,322 I'm gonna listen online later, I promise. 563 00:29:13,562 --> 00:29:15,297 I'm just trying to figure out how to save my 564 00:29:15,298 --> 00:29:17,222 client from a doomed day and divorce court first. 565 00:29:17,662 --> 00:29:18,662 Why is it doomed? 566 00:29:18,867 --> 00:29:20,482 It's sad, actually. 567 00:29:21,222 --> 00:29:23,722 It seems like a solid relationship. 568 00:29:23,982 --> 00:29:26,396 Except my client's husband is under his 569 00:29:26,397 --> 00:29:29,462 mother's thumb, like serious Norman Bates vibes. 570 00:29:29,822 --> 00:29:32,242 And measurement is almost always a marriage killer. 571 00:29:32,682 --> 00:29:32,922 Why? 572 00:29:33,162 --> 00:29:35,402 Mom and son were probably always codependent. 573 00:29:35,802 --> 00:29:40,442 Son gets married, mom's fear of losing her surrogate spouse spikes, tightens her 574 00:29:40,443 --> 00:29:45,302 grip, interferes to the point where son has no autonomy, then uses her influence 575 00:29:45,303 --> 00:29:47,539 to alienate the affection from her son to her 576 00:29:47,540 --> 00:29:50,343 spouse so she can have son all to herself again. 577 00:29:51,482 --> 00:29:53,662 And this is why you've got a radio show. 578 00:30:02,042 --> 00:30:03,502 Alienation of affection. 579 00:30:03,942 --> 00:30:05,502 Are you seriously running with this? 580 00:30:05,503 --> 00:30:08,002 1965 called, they want their tort back. 581 00:30:08,462 --> 00:30:09,662 It's an oldie but a goodie. 582 00:30:09,782 --> 00:30:11,382 It's an abolished legal argument. 583 00:30:11,722 --> 00:30:13,042 May I beg the court's indulgence? 584 00:30:13,392 --> 00:30:14,682 You already set up the monitor. 585 00:30:16,712 --> 00:30:20,762 Mr. Hatcher, could you give the court context for this photo? 586 00:30:23,002 --> 00:30:25,242 That's Theo and me on our honeymoon in Sayulita. 587 00:30:26,502 --> 00:30:27,662 And this photo? 588 00:30:28,942 --> 00:30:31,402 A Valentine's dinner at Coquette. 589 00:30:31,882 --> 00:30:33,322 And this one? 590 00:30:34,192 --> 00:30:35,702 Theo receiving his Ph.D. 591 00:30:35,942 --> 00:30:40,402 After four long years in a grueling dissertation process, it was a big deal. 592 00:30:40,942 --> 00:30:43,690 There is nothing more torturous than sitting through 593 00:30:43,691 --> 00:30:46,442 somebody else's family slideshow, Miss Bianchi. 594 00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:48,262 What's your point? 595 00:30:48,382 --> 00:30:52,362 My point is, there's a bigger picture in the dissolution of this marriage. 596 00:30:53,402 --> 00:30:57,182 May I draw the court's attention to Mrs. Hatcher, 597 00:30:57,183 --> 00:30:59,942 crashing her son and son-in-law's honeymoon. 598 00:30:59,943 --> 00:31:04,622 Mrs. Hatcher, inviting herself to their romantic Valentine's dinner. 599 00:31:05,382 --> 00:31:06,682 Mr. Kip's commencement ceremony. 600 00:31:07,392 --> 00:31:10,002 In Mr. Hatcher's own words, a big deal. 601 00:31:10,742 --> 00:31:12,322 Yet, he didn't take this photo. 602 00:31:12,462 --> 00:31:15,562 In fact, he missed his husband's commencement ceremony entirely. 603 00:31:16,522 --> 00:31:17,522 Why? 604 00:31:18,972 --> 00:31:23,522 Because Mrs. Hatcher called with a conveniently timed and imaginary crisis. 605 00:31:24,202 --> 00:31:25,982 My vertigo came back, that is a crisis. 606 00:31:26,242 --> 00:31:27,362 I'll have order in my court. 607 00:31:27,682 --> 00:31:32,362 With a little more context, these photos tell the story of a mother who was so 608 00:31:32,363 --> 00:31:38,182 threatened by her son's marriage, she intentionally alienated his affection, 609 00:31:38,742 --> 00:31:41,902 directly causing my client pain and suffering. 610 00:31:43,282 --> 00:31:44,282 Oh, so now I'm on trial. 611 00:31:45,702 --> 00:31:47,762 You might be if you keep this up. 612 00:31:49,862 --> 00:31:53,602 Andrew, I'm here to see how your father's holding up. 613 00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:57,602 Well, I appreciate that, but dad's gone AWOL. 614 00:32:01,992 --> 00:32:03,072 What do you mean he's AWOL? 615 00:32:03,382 --> 00:32:06,862 I came to pick him up to tour some retirement homes, and he's gone. 616 00:32:07,842 --> 00:32:10,722 I will never forgive myself if something happens to him. 617 00:32:10,882 --> 00:32:11,962 Robert will be fine. 618 00:32:12,122 --> 00:32:12,542 Will he? 619 00:32:12,642 --> 00:32:13,902 He's 82 years old. 620 00:32:14,362 --> 00:32:15,362 He's fragile. 621 00:32:15,902 --> 00:32:17,802 Why is he fighting this so hard? 622 00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:20,202 Assisted living is a tough pill to swallow. 623 00:32:20,542 --> 00:32:23,462 Well, we wouldn't have to go this route if he would just accept some help. 624 00:32:24,302 --> 00:32:26,022 I have no idea where he is. 625 00:32:26,062 --> 00:32:27,102 I need to call the police. 626 00:32:27,142 --> 00:32:28,422 Hold off for a bit. 627 00:32:29,442 --> 00:32:30,442 Please. 628 00:32:31,002 --> 00:32:33,002 I am so sorry again about yesterday. 629 00:32:33,802 --> 00:32:34,962 What are you apologizing for? 630 00:32:35,242 --> 00:32:36,242 It was unprofessional. 631 00:32:37,102 --> 00:32:38,922 On the contrary, you were a total pro. 632 00:32:40,522 --> 00:32:44,742 Seriously, watching you navigate your abusive ex while she stalked you on air 633 00:32:45,292 --> 00:32:46,622 solidified your badassery. 634 00:32:47,142 --> 00:32:48,782 She definitely created a false narrative. 635 00:32:48,902 --> 00:32:49,902 Dude, she's unhinged. 636 00:32:51,802 --> 00:32:54,702 If anyone needs to apologize, it's me. 637 00:32:55,382 --> 00:32:56,902 She never should have made it through. 638 00:32:57,292 --> 00:33:00,982 On the bright side, the data came back, and the numbers were awesome. 639 00:33:03,942 --> 00:33:06,183 First of all, I'd like to thank Miss Bianchi for 640 00:33:06,283 --> 00:33:08,422 her entertaining argument pulled from the scrolls. 641 00:33:09,442 --> 00:33:10,442 Kudos on the big swing. 642 00:33:10,762 --> 00:33:11,782 Court favors the brave. 643 00:33:12,642 --> 00:33:13,742 And it's not the quote. 644 00:33:14,562 --> 00:33:17,620 Glad you got to stretch your personal injury legs, but 645 00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:20,682 third-party emotional damages won't fly in family court. 646 00:33:21,302 --> 00:33:24,327 I see no evidence that contradicts Mr. Hatcher's statements 647 00:33:24,328 --> 00:33:26,922 that his gifts to his mother were given in good faith. 648 00:33:29,062 --> 00:33:31,382 All right, hang on with all the looks at each other. 649 00:33:31,562 --> 00:33:32,562 I'm not done. 650 00:33:33,317 --> 00:33:36,564 Miss Bianchi's slideshow did convince me that 651 00:33:36,565 --> 00:33:40,023 Mrs. Hatcher is exercising undue influence. 652 00:33:40,672 --> 00:33:44,982 I find that the properties were put into Monica Hatcher's name fraudulently. 653 00:33:45,182 --> 00:33:46,822 She has no legal right to them. 654 00:33:47,322 --> 00:33:52,062 Mr. Kip is entitled to half of all the marital assets. 655 00:33:57,522 --> 00:34:00,022 Seriously, Abby, I can't even. 656 00:34:00,802 --> 00:34:01,802 You're a courtroom queen. 657 00:34:01,962 --> 00:34:04,202 Oh, I got to the baseline divorce settlement, Theo. 658 00:34:04,362 --> 00:34:04,782 That's it. 659 00:34:05,042 --> 00:34:07,402 No, you validated my experience. 660 00:34:08,222 --> 00:34:10,402 I didn't know that's what I needed till I got it. 661 00:34:13,122 --> 00:34:15,162 Do you think there's any hope for you and Oliver? 662 00:34:15,922 --> 00:34:18,762 I think I have to accept the fact that he's damaged and I can't fix him. 663 00:34:19,582 --> 00:34:21,142 I'm through with mama's boys. 664 00:34:28,462 --> 00:34:30,562 Recovered mama's boys, though. 665 00:34:34,422 --> 00:34:35,642 I'm glad I found you. 666 00:34:36,862 --> 00:34:39,702 I am not bunking down with a bunch of drooling cabbages. 667 00:34:41,122 --> 00:34:42,462 I want to file an appeal. 668 00:34:43,162 --> 00:34:44,198 I'm advising against that. 669 00:34:44,222 --> 00:34:45,702 We won't win, which you already know. 670 00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:49,247 Do you remember how you used to keep a scoreboard 671 00:34:49,248 --> 00:34:52,043 of all the lawyers wins in the staff lounge? 672 00:34:53,162 --> 00:34:54,002 I said, thank you. 673 00:34:54,003 --> 00:34:56,302 Your workplace ethos served me well. 674 00:34:56,742 --> 00:34:58,962 So much of my ego was wrapped up in those wins. 675 00:34:59,932 --> 00:35:06,242 However, as I've grown older, I realized not all wins belong on the scoreboard. 676 00:35:07,727 --> 00:35:10,962 As much as I complain about Daniel, I've learned from watching him work that 677 00:35:10,963 --> 00:35:15,582 if you are willing to relinquish some control, brave some vulnerability, 678 00:35:16,542 --> 00:35:20,704 and trust that both sides are working towards a common 679 00:35:20,705 --> 00:35:24,082 goal, sometimes you actually get more of what you want. 680 00:35:24,862 --> 00:35:25,862 I see what you're doing. 681 00:35:26,202 --> 00:35:26,922 I talked to Andrew. 682 00:35:27,082 --> 00:35:32,062 He says if you agree to downsize, accept all home care visits, and stop 683 00:35:32,063 --> 00:35:35,591 haranguing the Poor Meals on Wheels volunteer, 684 00:35:35,592 --> 00:35:38,742 you can continue to live an independent life. 685 00:35:40,242 --> 00:35:45,402 Harry, I am sorry that I cannot stomach that Meals on Wheels woman. 686 00:35:47,142 --> 00:35:53,982 I'm going to need you to teach me how this dine dispatch thing works. 687 00:35:58,842 --> 00:35:59,842 Okay. 688 00:36:02,177 --> 00:36:04,602 You'll never guess how I salvaged Kip versus... 689 00:36:06,472 --> 00:36:07,472 Why are you reading that? 690 00:36:09,042 --> 00:36:10,042 Shut the door. 691 00:36:17,022 --> 00:36:18,522 I'm expecting a child. 692 00:36:22,162 --> 00:36:23,162 Congratulations. 693 00:36:24,847 --> 00:36:26,328 I didn't know you were seeing anyone. 694 00:36:26,602 --> 00:36:28,702 Not, and yet, we're pregnant. 695 00:36:29,322 --> 00:36:30,942 Well, she's pregnant. 696 00:36:31,222 --> 00:36:34,842 You are reading an 80s guide to mom shaming while binge eating candy. 697 00:36:35,982 --> 00:36:37,383 I would appreciate your discretion. 698 00:36:38,602 --> 00:36:40,942 I would like to share the news with that myself. 699 00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:41,462 Sure. 700 00:36:41,987 --> 00:36:43,702 If you stop micromanaging me. 701 00:36:45,202 --> 00:36:45,582 Deal. 702 00:36:45,762 --> 00:36:47,842 And if you buy 40 boxes of chocolate covered almonds. 703 00:36:48,302 --> 00:36:48,662 30. 704 00:36:48,842 --> 00:36:49,042 38. 705 00:36:49,222 --> 00:36:50,222 Fine. 706 00:36:54,512 --> 00:36:55,632 How are you feeling? 707 00:36:57,472 --> 00:36:58,472 Unprepared. 708 00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:01,573 You've never been unprepared for anything in your life, Daniel. 709 00:37:02,112 --> 00:37:07,272 In fact, all of your annoying qualities make you oddly suited for parenthood. 710 00:37:08,472 --> 00:37:10,272 I mean, you already carry Craig on your chest. 711 00:37:12,012 --> 00:37:13,012 Right. 712 00:37:13,632 --> 00:37:15,232 Having a baby is just like having a dog. 713 00:37:16,812 --> 00:37:19,512 You make it so hard to be on your side. 714 00:37:21,852 --> 00:37:23,612 I just put the kettle on. 715 00:37:23,712 --> 00:37:24,172 Do you want some tea? 716 00:37:24,652 --> 00:37:24,872 Sure. 717 00:37:25,152 --> 00:37:26,152 Thanks. 718 00:37:26,872 --> 00:37:27,872 Okay. 719 00:37:29,547 --> 00:37:32,292 I felt so good to wake up all together the other day. 720 00:37:33,052 --> 00:37:34,052 It's it. 721 00:37:36,272 --> 00:37:39,272 But before you go any further, I should tell you... 722 00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:41,992 I'm seeing someone. 723 00:37:42,992 --> 00:37:46,252 It's early days, but I'm excited to see where it goes. 724 00:37:47,532 --> 00:37:48,532 Okay. 725 00:37:48,707 --> 00:37:50,028 Well, thanks for letting me know. 726 00:37:51,482 --> 00:37:52,572 I'm happy for you. 727 00:37:54,132 --> 00:37:55,132 Thanks. 728 00:37:56,932 --> 00:37:57,932 How did the show go? 729 00:37:58,212 --> 00:37:58,672 It was good. 730 00:37:59,232 --> 00:38:00,712 Yeah, of course it was. 731 00:38:02,292 --> 00:38:03,292 I'm proud of you. 732 00:38:06,302 --> 00:38:09,612 So, I'll pick the munchkin up in the morning around 8. 733 00:38:10,312 --> 00:38:11,312 Perfect. 734 00:38:25,232 --> 00:38:26,572 You know how much I hate losing. 735 00:38:27,112 --> 00:38:31,252 But between you and me, Judge Gill's ruling was a blessing in disguise. 736 00:38:32,112 --> 00:38:34,652 His ego was ruining his life. 737 00:38:35,772 --> 00:38:43,733 One of the most important things I learned in sobriety was leaving my ego at the door. 738 00:38:44,332 --> 00:38:45,488 I'll never be the first to tell you. 739 00:38:45,512 --> 00:38:46,912 I muck it up all the time. 740 00:38:49,727 --> 00:38:51,372 I think you're doing all right. 741 00:38:53,722 --> 00:38:57,632 The challenge is to learn that life lesson before it's too late. 742 00:39:07,112 --> 00:39:10,532 I want to. 743 00:39:32,822 --> 00:39:34,422 Watch the second Lord of the Rings site. 744 00:39:35,602 --> 00:39:36,602 I think I'm too tired. 745 00:39:37,302 --> 00:39:39,222 Oh no, are you not sleeping well in the fold out? 746 00:39:39,982 --> 00:39:42,022 No, the couch is super comfy. 747 00:39:43,432 --> 00:39:44,462 So are you so tired? 748 00:39:45,122 --> 00:39:49,282 Maybe just having to wake up early to abide by your morning rules. 749 00:39:49,882 --> 00:39:50,882 What morning rules? 750 00:39:52,922 --> 00:39:56,742 Just like how you want the fitted sheet folded. 751 00:39:57,802 --> 00:39:58,802 Okay. 752 00:39:59,002 --> 00:40:02,822 Takes me half an hour to get the silk edges tucked into little elastic pockets. 753 00:40:04,202 --> 00:40:07,022 And how you want me to towel dry the shower walls after every use. 754 00:40:07,402 --> 00:40:10,102 But by the time I'm done drying everything, I'm so sweaty I need another shower. 755 00:40:10,422 --> 00:40:13,218 And then you ask me to leave the apartment for 15 minutes every morning. 756 00:40:13,242 --> 00:40:15,802 And it's almost right after I pour myself a big bowl of Cheerios. 757 00:40:15,842 --> 00:40:17,542 And I get back and the cereal is soggy. 758 00:40:17,682 --> 00:40:19,002 And I know it's not my apartment. 759 00:40:19,282 --> 00:40:21,465 But honestly, it is very confusing to be told 760 00:40:21,466 --> 00:40:23,322 to walk around the block at random intervals. 761 00:40:23,522 --> 00:40:24,522 I have Parcopresis. 762 00:40:25,977 --> 00:40:27,242 Winston, are you dying? 763 00:40:27,522 --> 00:40:30,142 No, I'm poop shy. 764 00:40:31,202 --> 00:40:32,462 You should have just said that. 765 00:40:33,592 --> 00:40:36,382 You can stay in the apartment when I go to the washroom. 766 00:40:36,827 --> 00:40:39,222 No, it's a good excuse to get my steps in. 767 00:40:39,322 --> 00:40:40,322 Oh, thank God. 768 00:40:41,902 --> 00:40:44,222 Can I just roll up the fitted sheet though? 769 00:40:44,582 --> 00:40:47,391 If you stuff it in the cupboard where I can't 770 00:40:47,392 --> 00:40:49,462 see it, uneven edges make my eye twitch. 771 00:40:49,962 --> 00:40:50,962 Deal. 772 00:40:52,102 --> 00:40:53,822 Mr. Frodo, here we come. 773 00:40:55,842 --> 00:40:58,876 I've sold 48 boxes of chocolate almonds so other 774 00:40:58,877 --> 00:41:01,923 people's kids can stuff themselves full of croissants. 775 00:41:02,302 --> 00:41:03,542 You're real philanthropist now. 776 00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:06,937 Since I've already invested all this humanitarian age, 777 00:41:06,938 --> 00:41:10,182 I'm wondering if we should just send Nico on the trip. 778 00:41:10,862 --> 00:41:11,862 Are you serious? 779 00:41:13,062 --> 00:41:15,742 I don't want to coddle him just because he's young for his age. 780 00:41:16,642 --> 00:41:17,738 I mean, what's the worst that could happen? 781 00:41:17,762 --> 00:41:20,322 I have to fly to Paris to retrieve him in the middle of the trip? 782 00:41:21,982 --> 00:41:22,982 Okay. 783 00:41:24,242 --> 00:41:27,122 Yeah, let's toss this kid out of the nest. 784 00:41:28,122 --> 00:41:29,122 Nico takes Paris. 785 00:41:29,962 --> 00:41:30,962 Great, okay. 786 00:41:31,102 --> 00:41:32,222 I'll tell him that I'm Gail. 787 00:41:34,362 --> 00:41:36,262 I'm so glad we've gone to this place, Abby. 788 00:41:37,122 --> 00:41:38,682 We're killing it with the co-parenting. 789 00:41:39,282 --> 00:41:40,282 We really are. 790 00:41:40,942 --> 00:41:44,002 Good thing, since it sounds like we might be working together soon too. 791 00:41:45,042 --> 00:41:46,042 What do you mean? 792 00:41:46,742 --> 00:41:47,862 Well, because of the merger. 793 00:41:49,782 --> 00:41:50,782 What merger?